Not to be too tangential here (and we are going somewhere with this), but you know how in Lost Hurley was in that mental hospital for while, and his girlfriend Libby was there, too, and everyone was like, Oh no! This entire show is just like a dream that’s happening in Crazy Hurley’s mind! And […]
Iraheta was voted off. I have absolutely nothing to say to you tonight. Nothing. Least of all Simon, for telling the audience that she was in trouble. America, you should be ashamed. I will now pretend that D. Gokes doesn’t exist. Feel bad about your mistake. Right now.
Tonight was ROCK night. I just watched on DVR after spending the evening at an Adele concert. It was awesome. Rock night on American Idol? Pretty awesome, too! Because I need to go to bed, here are my thoughts, Adele-style. (And, no, Adele sings nothing close to rock. Let’s all just deal.) Kute Kris: Oh […]
Here’s what I loved tonight: 1. My letter worked! Iraheta was in the top 2! (With D. Gokes, sure, but this post is all about the love.) Yippee! 2. Douchey Scarf got kicked off. Not that I dislike him and his Timberlaccent that much anymore, but it was time. He was gracious, and the audience […]
I was so very excited for Big Band Night. You have to understand. Kelly Clarkson’s performance on the first season’s Big Band Night is my favorite American Idol performance of all time. Anyway, I guess my expectations were too high. The good news of the night, though, is that I decorated cupcakes while I watched […]
That’s right, folks, ANOOP is gone. Again. And Lil/Little, too. Which is sad, but not nearly as sad as the fact that Iraheta was in the bottom 3 again! What?! This is a disgrace and has necessitated that I write a letter to the 13-year-old girls who are voting. Dear 13-year-old girl, Hi! I like […]
Warning, Idol fans, this has been a long day in the life of FifG. For that reason, the wrap-up may be lacking in length, wit, and creativity. Lil/Little—I’m Every Woman by Chaka Khan–It sounded like I’m Every Woman by Chaka Khan. I thought it was ok. I don’t know what the judges said. It looked […]