11 Days A.I. (After Idol)

Ok, yes, Idol is done for the year. But I’m still reading about the Idol finalists, and I thought I would share some items of possible interest (to me, anyway). Matt’s Giraud has a girlfriend, and she’s been identified. Apparently her name is Jessica Whelan, and she’s an older woman of 25 years. You can […]

American Idol Finale: FifG Wins!

Not to be too tangential here (and we are going somewhere with this), but you know how in Lost Hurley was in that mental hospital for while, and his girlfriend Libby was there, too, and everyone was like, Oh no! This entire show is just like a dream that’s happening in Crazy Hurley’s mind! And […]

Super Bowl (Idol Version)

Folks, we are doing something absolutely, positively shocking here on FifG today. Whereas the typical modus operandi is to provide compelling reasons for pop culture-loving non-football fans to watch a game every Sunday, this time we’re aiming to get you football fans to watch this week’s American Idol finale. And I know that there are […]

American Idol: Big Bland, er, Band

I was so very excited for Big Band Night. You have to understand. Kelly Clarkson’s performance on the first season’s Big Band Night is my favorite American Idol performance¬† of all time. Anyway, I guess my expectations were too high. The good news of the night, though, is that I decorated cupcakes while I watched […]

American Idol: Insert Disco Pun Here

Warning, Idol fans, this has been a long day in the life of FifG. For that reason, the wrap-up may be lacking in length, wit, and creativity. Lil/Little—I’m Every Woman by Chaka Khan–It sounded like I’m Every Woman by Chaka Khan. I thought it was ok. I don’t know what the judges said. It looked […]