Monday MELF: AFC North

Welcome back to FifG, laydeez.* And welcome back to Monday MELF. For those of you who don’t remember what this is, on account of the fact that I have not posted a similar column for three years, let me remind you by way of reposting the origin story, if you will: As a preteen, my […]

Monday MELF

Still haven’t given up on the possibility that my friend will tackle the NFC North for me, so let’s just move on to the AFC North. Married–Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh Steelers He almost died in a motorcycle accident, so you probably wouldn’t have to worry about him deciding to ride one of those during his midlife […]