Monday MELF: NFC West

Another week, another Monday MELF. Reminder, the fancy-sounding MELF acronym stands for: Married Enemies Lovers Friends And it’s all based on a game I played when I was 12. And now, the QBs of the NFC West: M: Russell Wilson, Seattle Seahawks For one, Russell is the hugely talented leader of what just might be […]

Monday MELF: AFC North

Welcome back to FifG, laydeez.* And welcome back to Monday MELF. For those of you who don’t remember what this is, on account of the fact that I have not posted a similar column for three years, let me remind you by way of reposting the origin story, if you will: As a preteen, my […]

Monday MELF: Conference Championship-Style

We’re going retro on FifG today–all the way back to September ’08 when I started this blog–to bring back the Monday MELF. Here’s the deal (as previously posted): As a preteen, my friends and I used to play the FLAME game. The rules were mildly convoluted, but the point of the game was to figure […]

Monday MELF

Still haven’t given up on the possibility that my friend will tackle the NFC North for me, so let’s just move on to the AFC North. Married–Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh Steelers He almost died in a motorcycle accident, so you probably wouldn’t have to worry about him deciding to ride one of those during his midlife […]

Monday MELF

Welcome back for week two of Monday MELF. This week let’s tackle the AFC East. Married: Chad Pennington, Miami Dolphins In my opinion, Chad’s one of the most marriageable QBs in the NFL. He’s got all of the typical QB traits–ambition, athleticism, leadershipability–plus he’s an intellectual. That’s right, Chad was once a runner up for […]

Monday MELF

As a preteen, my friends and I used to play the FLAME game. The rules were mildly convoluted, but the point of the game was to figure out if you and the boy you liked were destined to be: Friends Enemies–Jason Campbell, Washington Redskins He’d probably be really angry at me for knowing nothing about […]