Funny fact about this week’s CFP: I was tipped off to newly-minted Cleveland Brown Peyton Hillis‘ good looks by a dude on talk radio.
When I’m at work, I listen to the Tampa ESPN station online, and a couple of the gentlemen on one of the programs today were discussing just how marketable Brady Quinn was going to be in Denver, what with his boyish good looks and all. But one of the middle-aged dudes on the show thought it was a bad trade for Denver.
First of all, said he, fullback Peyton Hillis was a heckuva player. Second of all, he claimed Hillis was easy on the eyes.
Thanks, old radio announcer man! This one’s for you.
But does the new Cleveland Brown have a girlfriend? The answer is, unfortunately, that I do not know. HOWEVER, I have searched to find the answer and in doing so came across about 1,000 virus-infected sites. So, seriously, do not open those sites! Peyton’s questionable eligibility is not worth it!
So here’s what I suggest we do:
1) Read way too much into articles titles like this one: Peyton Hillis: Unappreciated, Unstoppable, and Untapped.
2) Assume singleness until proven relationshipful.