FifG feels sad for Jessica Simpson.
Yes, it seemed like a bad idea for Tony Romo to date her in the first place. (Sorry, Dad.) And no, we haven’t been entirely kind to her hear on this blog. But, man oh man, life has not been treating the girl so well.
1. She was publicly dumped the evening before her 29th birthday. FifG has a birthday coming up, so we get that pre-birthday is totally the time of year that you dwell on how ridiculously old you are and how very little you’ve accomplished in life. (Um, unless you’re one of those positive people?) So having your hot, popular QB boyfriend dump you the day before the year before you enter your 30s can’t feel good.
2. She had to cancel her Barbie and Ken birthday party. Ok, yes, this gives us a window into the ever so slightly high maintenance-ness that Tony was dealing with on a daily basis. But clearly this is a woman desperate to have the picture perfect life. Which, um, isn’t really what she has.
And speaking of picture perfect…
3. She’s been publicly ridiculed for recent weight gain. Girl shouldn’t wear horizontal stripes, but come on, she looks lovely otherwise.
Sorry, Jessica. Hope 29 is your year!
Oh, and congrats, Cowboys fans.
Cowboys fans called her Yoko Romo? Funny, y'all. I hadn't heard that.
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Part of me hopes Romo has a cruddy year, just so everyone will stop blaming Jessica! My hubby is a Romo fan, but I don’t particularly care for him. And I’m not a Cowboys fan.
Jessica, honey, don’t cry too long over him. I hear Nick’s available. (Now, he’s a cutie.) 😉
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