All right! we have a question.
Dear FifG,
is Joe Flacco single?
-Katie
Dear Katie,
He won’t be single once he meets you!
Just kidding. Sorry, I’m sure that you and Joe would be a great match, but all signs point to the fact that he does have a girlfriend. And by all signs, I mean this article:
So, Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, who like you starred at a Division I-AA school, allegedly had to choose between blond bombshells Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson at one point. With all due respect to your current girlfriend, who would you have picked if faced with the same dilemma?
Flacco: Man, I don’t know. That’s tough. Can I pick a third option?
Sure. Why not? Unlike some, we’re totally comfortable with you calling audibles this early in your career.
Flacco: I think I’d have to trust Tom Brady in that area. He seems to know what he’s doing.
In addition, Joe apparently brought his girlfriend to his first press conference as a Raven.
So, Katie, Joe was a taken man as of May of this year. Is he still? The best evidence I can find is some bulletin board chatter that says he is.
But don’t worry, there is a whole new class of draftees coming up this year!
Joe is probably taken. Unless your name is Gisele.
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